Tuesday, June 28, 2005

The Man Boob: An Unexpectedly Generous Source of Nutrition

By now you may be wondering why a child at such a young age would already be rebelling against the establishment and his fascist suburbanite parents. He's already demented because his father breastfed him. That's right---I said it. Now don't get me wrong---I'm an open-minded person, and within reason, I believe people should raise their kids however they see fit. However, no matter how fantastic your father's rack of man boobs is, there's just something uncomfortable about the whole idea. Maybe it's the hair...I don't know. Anyway, if you want to see for yourself how the sensitive guys are doing it, there's a webpage just for you. There are a couple of really heart-warming snapshots on the site, and some great testimonials that will help you capture the essence of the milkmen. One couple explains that they expected to need a breast pump, but soon, Milk Daddy could use his superhuman powers to lactate at will. Just like stigmata, this may be one of the great medical mysteries of our time. Check this out before you're the last to know: http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html

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