Thursday, March 09, 2006

My Reality Went Insane


I was going to apologize for the fact that I haven't had very much time to find us interesting linkage the past few days. I am frequently driven to express my regret for being such a pathetically shitty blogger, because for some Freudian reason, I feel very guilty when I neglect my readership. I actually feel a palm-sweating sort of anxiety when this occurs. Anyone wishing to donate Valium may do so at any time...

The unfortunate truth is that sometimes I have to do other things---like go to work, have sex, eat, get high, walk the cat, etc. Hopefully, my readership understands this, and I can begin the process of removing this ugly-ass monkey that's been riding on my back. Sooner or later, there will be a support group for obsessive-compulsive blogger types, but right now, there's no known cure for fucktards like me.

So, I have a new attitude, and have developed a base philosophy for the as-yet-unformed FUBA (Fucked Up Bloggers Anonymous): I AIN'T GOT A DAMN THING FOR YA, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, FUCK YOU...PAY ME. I am relieved just saying it...really...

Now that I think about it, I gave this post some substance by discussing its lack of substance. I got skills...and maybe you should pay me...

Alright...enough bullshit for now. I'm 'bout to serve these links...

Good stuff at Freemotion lately. You can download three tracks from Bahamadia's Good Rap Music LP, as well as a few selections from Beyond The Spectrum: The Creamy Spy Chronicles (a Digable Planets retrospective): http://www.freemotionhiphop.com/index.htm.

Palms Out Sounds just started a new feature---Sample Wednesday. This week, Haldan posted a few songs that have were sampled by the Wu-Tang Clan. Way to respect the architects....
http://palmsout.blogspot.com/.

Check this weird-ass Japanese commercial for Biz Markie's action figure. It may be worth 42 seconds of your time: http://www.devilducky.com/media/43011/.

"I Should Be Proud" is a powerful protest song by Martha Reeves & The Vandellas. Download it at The Number One Songs In Heaven (see 3/06 post): http://www.londonlee.com/blog.html.

Think Tank is featuring three mp3s by J-Live---"Aww Yeah", "Audio Visual", and "Satisfied": http://leafhouse.blogspot.com/.

Trees Lounge just did an extensive post with 50 songs about the state of Georgia. Included are tracks by Ray Charles, Ludacris/Field Mob, Louis Armstrong, Outkast, Booker T & The MGS, Gladys Knight, and Al Green: http://trees-lounge.blogspot.com/2006/03/50-states-georgia.html.

Ever fuckin' wonder why the hell rappers swear so damn much? What's with that shit? Part of the answer may lie in the undeniable influence that the film Scarface has had on the hip-hop nation. This video shows clips of every occasion when the fuck word was said in the movie. This is un-fucking-believable, and definitely not for the easily offended...
http://www.devilducky.com/media/42881/.

Cop two classic joints by Poor Righteous Teachers at The Sole Life:
http://solelife.blogspot.com/2006/03/peace-to-gods-and-earths.html.

Visit Cocaine Blunts to download the unreleased, original mix of "Me and My Bitch" by The Notorious B.I.G. There are also a couple of other good links included in the post:
http://www.cocaineblunts.com/new/index.html.

"Twice the First Time" by Saul Williams is available for download at Dilated Choonz: http://dilate.choonz.com/index.php?id=197. Gratitude to this site, as well as Miblog Weighs A Ton (http://miblogweighsaton.blogspot.com/) for recently linking Souled On...

Okay then---I'll be back as soon as my stupid plan to exercise guilt-free blogging completely and utterly fails...

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